Grazehunter

The bitter cold echoed in the Sniper's mind. His hands were numb and his skin pale as tiny icicles formed on the brim of the tiny strands of hair that made up his beard. Across from him was a small, dwindling fire and another man huddled close by, unfazed by the cold. "How can ya stand this 24/7 mate?" Even on vacation, the Soldier still wore that petty helmet of his, and it was still two sizes too big for him. However, he merely grunted. "When you live here for most of your life, you'll become one with the cold son." "I'm not your son," the Sniper rolled his eyes. "Quit yappin'," The Soldier barked, "sooner or later you'll attract some

A young woman named Cortana loved making art, and practiced plagarizing all day long to become the very best in all her town. But one day, she was completely stumped. She looked around her room, full of art pieces featuring mystical Kangaroo Cowboy Mercenary Candy Makers, sci-fi landscapes of a futuristic Boring, Oregon, and a portrait of Liam Neeson that looked so real, you could start a conversation with it. But nothing inspired her. Had she really created everything there was to create? Depressed, she looked out her window, and made a wish on a nearby Robot Jellyfish Space Salesmen From McDonalds for inspiration to return to her. The next

My great-grandfather used to tell me, "Don't chase after tangerines because you'll only end up with a Starscream in your Hardrive." I never quite understood his advice until one No-One-Cares-But-the-Guys-At-Target Day, I was gardening with my best friend Twilight Sparkle. All of a sudden, we found an underground tunnel! It was girly and spooky sounds came from deep within. Twilight Sparkle saw something interesting inside, jumped in, and I never saw her again. Great-granddaddy was right!

Once upon a time, there was a young boy named Leonidas  who always dreamed of becoming the world's best Co-Manager of the Department of Native North-Carolina Wild Blooming Mushroom Parasites. He trained every day for a stupid amount of hours in order to beat his rival, The Dimwitted Menace. The day of the big competition arrived, and Leonidas  came armed with a jellyfish and his unstoppable determination. They were pitted against each other in a battle of wits, and Leonidas  emerged as the expendable victor! His achievement is celebrated every Thursday-Isn't-As-Boring-As-Last-Thursday Day.